A strange thing about all the Anthony Weiner mishigas, is seeing so much of Forest Hills in the news.
Here the press follows Weiner outside of “The Natural”, a big Korean green-grocery. Those with a keen eye might notice it’s in the title sequence of The King of Queens.
For those with an extraordinarily keen eye, an apartment building in the background is where Peter Parker first climbs a wall in Spider-Man. It was the only scene actually filmed in Forest Hills (Peter Parker’s home).
So a girl who got a pair of fake tits so people would pay attention to her (and ignore how stupid she is), gets them taken out, because people were only paying attention to her tits? I’m confused!
She described her decision, thus:
“In an effort to reinvent myself, in a cut throat industry that was becoming more and more competitive the deeper I swam, I made the decision to go against the grain and remove my implants.”
Damn, get duPont Columbia Journalism School Award out! Who needs fake tits when you can write prose like that? And now they are out, and she’s surprised no one is paying attention to her and she is unemployed. Sweet, merciful crap.
“For years, a lot of my critics have attributed any success that I’ve had to a great plastic surgeon, and I never once really argued with them. ... My implants got my foot in the door, but I truly don’t believe that they are the reason I am still around.”
Ms. Sterger, in no way do I countenance, or think you deserved the sexual harassment that I have no doubt you suffered at the hands of Brett Farve. But since you decided a long time ago not to use your brain, it has clearly atrophied. Honestly, I would think about getting your implants put back. Either that, or get a personality less loathsome and vapid than the one you currently have.