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More March Crazy Than March Madness

From Conservapedia’s headline page today.

And here’s a story that Rick Santorum would appreciate.

At least they didn’t blame that damn liberal dark energy.

Occupy the Bed

I go to hop on a plane, and this is what happens before I even get off the AirTrain at JFK. (Not in frame is the other cat, who perhaps took the pic.)

Appletons

From National Lampoon, 1981. Cut it out and saved it.

No Exit

Yes, Park Slope parents… you did Spoke the Hub with your toddler, had birthday parties at PowerPlay, and with Carmelo the Science Fellow. You did Parents as Learning Partners at P.S. 321, and it ends up here…

 

Cheer up. The Co-op probably stocks “special juice” — it’s organic.

I Call The Big One, ‘Bitey’

H/T: Kevin Walsh

Food For Thought

H/T to my old boss, Jer.

Home Run

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Bachmann — Is That A Jewish Name?

Michele Bachmann  (R — Mimas), has trouble with pronouncing “chutzpah”. Though I wonder if it’s not like Senator Geary’s mispronunciation of “Corelone” — a way to show her “clean country” bona-fides.

H/T: Wonkette

My Entry In This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

My first try. You can enter here.

Sleep Well, My Little Angels